Kevin Culligan

Meet Kevin Culligan. This terrific tennis player and ridiculous rhymer is famous throughout the hallowed halls of Fairfield Prep. A diehard Green Bay Packers fan who has never washed his Packers sweater or shirt, he is often seen catching up on last season’s recaps or throwing darts at the Brett Favre poster in his room. Also an expert swordsmen, Kevin battle cry can be heard throughout a ten mile radius, causing Vikings fans everywhere to quake with fear. Kevin hails from Newtown, CT, where he somehow lives with his brother Tim, a Steelers fans. 
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Chris Auray

Christopher Auray is the perfect combination of intellectual curiosity, athletic prowess, and spiritual awareness.  Known by some as “Gator” for his strange University of Florida fanhood, Chris reminds many of Tim Tebow: an undeniable champion with an upright character that compares favorably to that of Mahatma Ghandi.  Chris is a part of the Fairfield Prep Cross Country team, so humble that he often runs under the assumed name “Connor Rog.”  Sir Auray (he was knighted for saving the king’s life) is the kind of person who makes everyone feel special, unique, and worthy of love.  An academic genius, Chris often churns out 10 page essays in less than half an hour.  Although too modest to admit it, his friends say that Chris boasts a GPA over 4.0 without studying a day in his life.  His acting ability makes one wonder whether that was really Christian Bale, or perhaps it was Christopher Auray, who played Batman in “The Dark Knight.”  Let us all hope that one day we can approach Chris’ overall greatness.  We know that Chris will be there to help us every step of the way. 
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Evan Field

Evan Field is so well-balanced in all phases of his blessed life that some wonder whether or not he is of our species.  With a perpetual smile on his perfectly shaped face, Evan is the kind of person who will brighten up your day the moment you catch sight of him.  His compassion for all forms of life is evident as he goes about his day planting trees, recycling cans, dismantling murder plots, and performing CPR on choking persons.  Evan is perhaps most famous for his role on the powerhouse Fairfield Prep football and rugby teams.  A renowned bodybuilder, Evan has yet to find something that he cannot lift with a simple flex of his left arm (his unofficial bench press record is 78 reps at 650 lbs.)  Although he is obviously athletic enough to star as a running back or quarterback, Evan prefers to toil without reward as he anchors the Jesuits’ offensive line, consistently blocking up to 6 players at once.  On the academic front, Evan performs at a level few can match, having never received even an A-minus (except for handwriting in 3rd Grade).  Aware of how his brilliance exceeds all of ours, Evan often volunteers his time to help his dimmer peers with their studies.  From the depths of all of our hearts: Thank you, Evan, for everything.
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Richie Sekerak

Richie Sekerak is widely recognized as an athletic god, while also excelling off the court/field.  A 2 SPORT ATHELTE (!!!!!), Richie plays basketball for Prep’s varsity squad while also carrying the JV Baseball Team on his back.  Richie, while not participating much on the basketball team last year, played a large role nonetheless, as Terry Tarpey credits Richie for teaching him everything he knows.  On the diamond, Richie can play every position on the field.  With the strongest arm and quickest feet on the team, Richie opts for shortstop, a position from which he often executes double and triple plays.  Richie also possesses a brilliant mind and a compassionate soul.  He is the author of over 37 textbooks ranging from topics such as Molecular Biology to Ancient Philosophy.  Richie is also a priest in his spare time, regularly forgiving sins and transforming the Body and Blood.  We are indeed blessed that Richie Sekerak walks this Earth at the same time as us.

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Mac Logan

Mac Logan is perhaps the most underrated genius to walk the planet.  Mac is a computer expert and a Web whiz, compiling this very website that you are reading now.  It is a little-known fact that Mac actually invented the Internet, not Al Gore or anyone else.  Mac regularly builds supercomputers in his sleep out of nothing other than his pillowcase.  It would be foolish, however, to overlook Mac’s humanitarianism.  Mac devotes over 10 hours a day to community service, opting to feed homeless people rather than sleep.  An estimated 562 people (as of printing time) can attribute the saving of their life directly to Mac Logan.  An expert cameraman, Mac also excels as an actor and is the consummate team player.  Despite how obviously greater he is than all of his mortals, Mac is never condescending and always has the time to talk with a friend.  Long live Mac!  
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